รักหลับกับออฟกัน EP.8 | รักหลับ OUTDOOR กับ “เต-นิว”

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GUN : Today.

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me and Papii aren't in the room anymore.

GUN : We're going to have a Fun Night outside.

GUN : Bacause Papii likes outdoor.

OFF : Really.

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? GUN : Yes.

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OFF : So when is your last outdoor activities? GUN : I don't know.

[Argument sound from outside] OFF : You don't remember? GUN : No, I don't.

OFF : Wait a second.

I'll tell our guest to be quiet first.

OFF : Hey!! Be quiet please!!! OFF : They're so noisy.

GUN : So I can't really remember my last outdoor GUN : since I mostly stay inside my room.

OFF : Never mind.

OFF : We're going outside today OFF : However, if there's only 2 of us it's gonna be.

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OFF : too cute.

OFF : So we better invite our friends too.

GUN : Okay.

OFF : So one of them want to be ANIMAL.

OFF : and another one is as strong as ROCK.

OFF : They seem to be nature-friendly so we're inviting them.

OFF : Both of you who were making noise awhile ago come inside please.

[NOTE : TAY and GUN are calling each other PET] [NOTE2 : NEW is being called HIN means rock in Thai] OFF : Put your stuff down.

OFF : Here are our guests today.

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TAY NEW.

GUN : So today we're having a Fun Night outside GUN : but we don't know yet where it's gonna be.

TAY : So the most important thing is preparation.

GUN : Yes.

GUN : We're gonna look at what each of us prepared.

OFF : Let's start with me.

GUN : Okay Papii.

OFF : 1 shirt.

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1 pants.

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Wet wipes.

OFF : Wet wipes is very important OFF : in case we're going to the forest OFF : we can use this to clean up our butt.

OFF : Then skin cares OFF : I also got a neck pillow for travelling.

TAY : Yes and just in case we have to sleep on the tree.

[ Why we have to sleep on the tree? ] OFF : Ok I got 1 more shirt.

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and 1 more.

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OFF : and another Hawaii shirt.

So that's 4.

TAY : Yea in case we went to the sea too.

TAY : we can just go wander for a bit.

OFF : and 1 more shirt.

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so that's 5.

NEW : So you're bringing them for sale? OFF : I got a polaroid camera too.

NEW & TAY : Yeaaa This one's good.

OFF : A loudspeaker as well.

OFF : And this one.

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OFF : a candle.

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smell of forest fire.

GUN : Smell like Papii.

GUN : Papii smell like baby.

GUN : So I like to do this when I meet him.

[ So a baby smell or a forest fire smell ? ] OFF : I got a hair dryer too.

TAY : Yeaaah going to the forest need hair dryer too.

NEW : Do you know that there's no plug in the forest? OFF : Oh that's right.

TAY : It's ok.

We're going to generate it.

TAY : HIN [NEW] studied electrical engineer TAY : Let him make a generator and you generate it.

OFF : Ok.

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Ok.

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OFF : Don't let me see you use my dryer.

TAY : Ayeee [ He knows what I'm up to.

] GUN : Now my turns.

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GUN : 1 short pants.

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1 shirt.

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1 short jeans.

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GUN : 1 more shirt.

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and 1 more.

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1 pajama.

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GUN : Another shirt.

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and pajama.

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and underwears.

[ bringing as many clothes as Papii ] OFF : Wait.

Why don't I bring underwear too? TAY : Me neither.

LOL GUN : I got a film camera as well.

GUN : and also an extra film.

TAY : Who sold you the camera? GUN : I bought it from P'TAY.

GUN : I also bring face masks too.

TAY : Need to take care of our faces too when going to forest.

[ Don't tease him !! ] GUN : I got a perfume too.

TAY : Right, we need to smell nice while walking in the forest.

[ Still teasing ] TAY : And your hair need to be great as well.

GUN : I got nothing related to the trekking.

LOL NEW : First of all I brought the compass.

NEW : It also comes with convex lens.

NEW : Do you know what's it function? TAY : Wait.

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It can be used to start a food.

NEW : A FIRE not a food !! TAY : Oh yeah a fire.

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TAY : I mean start a fire to cook food.

TAY : by directing the sun's rays to a point.

TAY : A fire start and so we can cook.

NEW : A raincoat.

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TAY : Let me fold it for you.

GUN : Recently it's been raining all the time.

NEW : A spare food.

TAY : In case we're lost.

TAY : Just like Hansel and Gretel.

NEW : Make up bag.

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Sun cream.

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Another sun cream.

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NEW : Portable fan.

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Swimsuit.

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GUN : I got a swimsuit too.

NEW : Where's it? GUN : One of my pants can use for swim as well.

TAY : I imagine about Kinnaree when they take off their wings and tails to swim now.

[They're at Himmapan Forest.

] [NOTE : KINNAREE in Thai literature is a young woman whose lower part of the body is similar to a bird.

] NEW : Short pants.

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Sun glasses.

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NEW : Umbrella as well in case its rain.

OFF : Then I'm taking your rain coat.

NEW : I got a portable knife as well, for cooking.

GUN : This one.

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This one is just like the trekkers.

TAY : Can use to fight with animals too.

TAY : Small one or big one first? GUN : Small one first.

TAY : The first one is shrimp paste.

[they're cracking jokes with thai wording] TAY : This one is snack.

TAY : And these are important.

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TAY : Let me give you all right here right now.

TAY : 4 Hiking hats TAY : It's all brand name.

TAY : I'm taking this one.

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TAY : Why am I getting this one.

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TAY : I don't want this one the most.

TAY : I am the owner right? TAY : This one is earphones, master dynamic.

TAY : Glasses so I can see the way.

TAY : Book of Dharma.

TAY : iPad.

TAY : A film camera with 3 extra films.

TAY : This bag is miscellaneous.

TAY : Including snacks as well in case we're hungry.

[ NEWWEII is HUNGRY ] TAY : Wait first.

I'll give you afterward.

TAY : Mouth spray, in case we couldn't brush our teeth.

TAY : This one is granulated milk TAY : because it may spill if we carry liquid one.

TAY : This one is bee pollen TAY : full of benefits.

TAY : We can eat this instead of rice in case we can not make rice in time.

OFF : And what's in here? What's this one? TAY : So my shirt's dirty now.

[ Love mark from PENG ] [NOTE : OFF and TAY usually call each other Peng You means friend in Chinese] TAY : Here's pillow that can be a blanket too.

TAY : And this is my skin care bag.

TAY : 3 pair of socks.

[ Cracking jokes with Thai wording again ] TAY : And come this bag.

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TAY : Black sesame.

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Ginger capsule.

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TAY : Thai Herbal Balms [Hop headed barleria balm] TAY : In case we come across a cobra.

OFF : Honestly saying.

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You got no underwears too.

TAY : I'm buying a paper for that.

TAY : Honey with scrambled stick.

OFF : AMAZINGGG !! [ Don't tease him ] TAY : Himalayan salt.

TAY : Because I don't want to eat sodium.

This one is high mineral salt.

GUN : Oh wait.

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TAY : The bean drop out! NEW : We can eat them right away.

TAY : Oh and this is important TAY : Buddha necklace.

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[ and they're cracking jokes with wording again ] TAY : This'll protect everyone from all harmfulness.

OFF : Cockroach !! GUN : It's from P'TAY's bag.

TAY : I think it's coming from the beans.

GUN : Wait !! GUN : I just ate the beans.

[ Too much love in the air.

I'm suffocating ] [Baan View Khao Homestay @ Kaeng Krachan ] GUN : Where's water source? I want to see water.

[ We are arrived.

So what can actually be used? ] TAY : One thing that we must use is the compass.

OFF : At least when we're cooking we got straw.

OFF : We can use this.

TAY : by directing the sun's rays to burn ourself for food.

GUN : My face masks can be used too GUN : because there's UV and all.

GUN : So we can use face masks at night.

OFF : And my candle.

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OFF : Burn it and sleep with a nice smell.

NEW : And then tents and forest are gonna get burn too.

GUN : Can I go wander around? Tay : Don't tell me we must take bath here? Yes TAY : Better than I expected.

[ True hikers ] OFF : I'm ok with this.

I'm not serious with anything.

OFF : I like what's not tired.

OFF : NEW is just like me.

OFF : But the one who want to get tired is.

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OFF : that red bag guy [GUN] OFF : He's just go survey everywhere and keep walking around.

GUN : Where? Where's the water source? [ Gun likes to play in the water ] GUN : Come on.

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GUN : Let open this.

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GUN : Usually this part GUN's going to cook something for guest.

GUN : but today GUN will be well.

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TAY's pet for this part GUN : and will also be chef assistant for P Chef TAY(?) TAY : Chef P'TAY.

OFF : CHEF P'TAYYY TAY : Today I want to cook the menu that my grandmom like to cook it.

TAY : which is Kaeng Lueang or Kaeng som NEW : But usually your grandmom is the one who cook it.

TAY : Yes usually I'm assistant help in grinding spices TAY : While my grandmom is the one who flavoring it.

TAY : But today I'll have to flavoring it myself.

TAY : However, NEW and OFF is not into curry.

TAY : So we'll also prepare another menu for them.

TAY : Simply, basic and classic TAY : that is BBQ.

TAY : OFF, you're going to make the BBQ.

TAY : Then NEW take cares of cats TAY : Don't let them come to our fish.

NEW : No worries, cats and me are friends.

OFF : What's your trick for cooking curry? TAY : We must not use prepared chilly.

TAY : My grandmom just hate it.

TAY : We need to grind it by ourselves and cook it right away to make sure it fresh.

[In the end, we still need to call Grandmom for advice.

] TAY : Grandmom, how many garlic for 1 Tablespoon shrimp paste? Grandmom : 2 Tablespoon.

TAY : and how many shallots do we need? Grandmom : 1 if big, 2 if small.

TAY : Let's use 2 then.

Tay : What about turmeric? Grandmom : If it already cut then just a tablespoon.

TAY : Ok I got it.

I'll be cooking now TAY : Don't forget to watch me ok? TAY : Does this mortar from Ang Sila? [Ang Sila is known for qulities pestle and mortar] TAY : If it's not from there I'm not gonna use it.

GUN : Yeah, you're not doing it I'm doing it.

TAY : Oh right then continue.

[ Chef TAY inspecting ] OFF : I think it's all ready now.

TAY : Let me try.

TAY : Just by a look I know it's still raw.

OFF : Really? TAY : I'll try eating it.

OFF : It's cooked already.

OFF : What's happened? TAY : I become blind.

OFF : Cause it's delicious? [ Kaeng Lueang Recipe by TAY's Grandmom ] TAY : and another menu that'll make our day perfect TAY : Because this two is tasteless, eat like a kid.

TAY : So I just want to add some more taste for you TAY : with this.

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TAY : Yum Yum Jumbo Spicy Shrimp Creamy Flavour.

TAY : And it's not just ordinary taste cause we also got many add-ons.

OFF : What're you calling the add-ons by again? TAY : I called them 'Pua'.

OFF : which means? TAY : It's packed.

TAY : We do prepared these add-ons for everyone.

TAY : For Peng You.

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OFF : Yes? TAY : Just cut the shrimp out first.

OFF : because? TAY : It's a hard shell animal.

NEW : When he bite it he'll.

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[ his teeth gonna broke ] TAY : This is tofu.

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but still his teeth may break biting it.

TAY : So for safety don't let him eat.

TAY : Just the soup is enough.

TAY : For NEW, he likes pork and chicken.

TAY : So I'll give him pork.

TAY : For GUN, I've got chilli for you.

GUN : Am I gonna feel burning pain after eating it? TAY : No because I got a medicine for you.

TAY : And for myself, sitting like a shrimp so I'll take a shrimp.

NEW : Put it in.

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NEW : Look, we have to do like this.

TAY : Yes, like that like that GUN : Let's me ask this question for real GUN : Between you two who's more Zab (hotter)? [ Shy ] OFF : I think both! OFF : but in different way.

GUN : Why you two like to fight each other? OFF : or is it a way of you two showing your love? GUN : right the love of P'TAY and P'NEW? GUN : because both of you are strong too.

NEW : Hey TAY, I think it cooked already.

OFF : Yeah It's cooked now.

NEW : Ouch! It hurts!! TAY : For packed add-ons like we're talking before TAY : We must put everything in.

OFF : How often do you cook? NEW : I always cook.

OFF : Really? OFF : Have you ever done it together? TAY : No because usually we eat go outside together.

OFF : Here it's done Yum Yum Jumbo Spicy Shrimp Creamy Flavour.

GUN : The add-ons are really packed.

OFF : TAY between this YumYum and NEW which one you want to eat more? TAY : Yum Yum.

OFF : What? Really? NEW : For me YumYum will come first of cause.

NEW : and Friend's, I can taste it later.

[ Shy ] TAY : So let's chef try it first.

NEW : Take the noodle.

TAY : Have to pass through the egg ike this.

OFF : Feed him too.

NEW : Blow it for me.

OFF : Don't stare at each other like that.

GUN : I think TAY is feeling shy for real now.

OFF : This one is called true love cause there's egg.

GUN : Still hot? TAY : So true love is it? TAY : Inflatable mouth.

GUN : But it still tasty right? OFF : Of cause.

OFF : Now we all full already.

GUN : So let's start this game.

GUN : XOXO Game – OFF and GUN will ask questions.

GUN : If the answer is YES put your face in front of O.

GUN : If the answer is NO put your face in front of X.

OFF : Let's me show you the example first.

TAY : YES is O and NO is X.

TAY : and the question is TAY : Is Papii's nipple look great? NEW : 1.

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2.

OFF : I just knew it.

OFF : Let's start with the 1st question.

OFF : Do you like to lie on your stomach? GUN : 1.

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2.

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3.

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OFF : Why the two of you don't like to lie on your stomach? NEW : Before I used to do that NEW : but when I grew up I feel like its no good.

NEW : I feel like its hard to breath.

NEW : So I lie on your back instead.

NEW : but if just relax, not sleeping, I still lie on your stomach sometimes.

OFF : Hey Hey What are you doing? OFF : The 2nd question is.

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OFF : Do you like taking a bath before going to sleep? GUN : Closer.

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More closer.

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If it's not close enough I'm not gonna open the board.

GUN : You can't talk, if you talk he's gonna know what you choose.

OFF : So in coclusion both of you like to take bath before going to sleep OFF : The 3rd question is.

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OFF : Can you eat cake for breakfast? OFF : This is not surprising.

TAY : I must say this cak is cak.

NEW : CAKE !! TAY : Cake is cake.

TAY : Meat dish is meat dish.

TAY : It can't be counting together.

TAY : For me I don't even count sandwish and all as a dish.

NEW : Really? TAY : For me it have to be rice or noodle somthing like that.

NEW : I didn't grew up the same way as you.

NEW : For me sausage and egg can consider a meal for breakfast.

NEW : Otherwise it's the case that I went to a hotel or something that I'll have a full course breakfast.

NEW : If I'm at home either cornflakes, cake or bread will be my meal.

OFF : His family is modern.

TAY : But for me since I was young I'm afraid that I'm gonna be thin.

TAY : So no matter that I ate sandwish already I'm not counting it as a meal.

TAY : I just take it as an appetizer before main course.

NEW : This wrong idea making you thin.

TAY : Fine, you fatty.

OFF : Well, ok let's calm down OFF : Lets go to the next question.

OFF : Do you not keep still when you sleep? GUN : Not close enough.

NEW : Now I know which one he choose.

OFF : Shippp it.

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OFF : Are you sure that you keep still when you're sleeping? TAY : I used to tossing and turning when I was small.

OFF : When you were sleeping with me you also did.

TAY : Oh really? TAY : When I was small I once break the air-conditinerby kicking it in my sleep.

TAY : The one that stand on the floor.

TAY : But nowadays I don't do that anymore.

NEW : You Thanos! Giant! OFF : Calm down everyone.

OFF : Let's describe about this first.

OFF : Normally you're not move about when you sleep right? NEW : Yes but if the weather is too hot NEW : or I'm not feeling comfortable NEW : I'll be moving around searching for a cooler place.

NEW : eg.

I'll put my hand under the pillow searching for the cold TAY : Oh! I understand! But the cold'll gone after short period of time right? NEW : Yes, right! Just a short period of time.

TAY : Must keep moving your hands in and out.

NEW : Yeah need to look around for a spot.

OFF : Ok so in conclude right now you two keep still when you're sleeping.

OFF : Next question is.

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OFF : Do you think you look ugly when you're sleeping? TAY : Actually I don't know how I look.

TAY : But I saw from what others tag me in social.

TAY : So I come to know.

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NEW : How's it ugly? TAY : My face.

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TAY : Do you ever feel like your mouth is different when you're sleeping? TAY : Like it's more swell.

GUN : I don't know my mouth is like this from the start.

NEW : Maybe you use your mouth to burn something before going to bed? TAY : What are you trying to say? [ fighting again ] OFF : Let's go to the nest question.

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OFF : Do you snore? OFF : Does it touch? OFF : Does it touch? TAY : No no It's not.

GUN : Refuse but their nose is actually touch.

TAY : I SAID IT NOT F* TOUCH.

[ He become Pete (from kiss me again) now ] NEW : It does touch.

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TAY : You have to get out of the car now! OFF : ok ok.

TAY : I think I'm not.

OFF : Not snore but just strong breathing? NEW : When we went to Japan and I sleep with him.

NEW : He definitely snoring.

NEW : But when I told him in the morning he didn't believe it.

NEW : So I just record VIDEO every night to show him.

TAY : I was tired.

TAY : I accepted that I'll be very tired when I snore.

NEW : You deny it! TAY : Wait, I'll snore when I get too tired.

TAY : If a person always snore that mean he snore.

TAY : But if they just snore some days that doesn't count.

OFF : So you're not admit that you snore right? TAY : No, I'm not snoring.

OFF : Ok only when you get really tired you'll breath harder.

TAY : Yes, I will breath harder.

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OFF : Lets go to the next question.

OFF : Are you ok with a person who like to watch a luxury car picture before going to bed? GUN : If ok come to O.

OFF : You should move your head a bit.

OFF : Why your answer is yes? TAY : It's not my business.

TAY : I also watch something before going to sleep too.

OFF : That's true.

NEW : I like it.

NEW : I like watching cats, cars.

NEW : It's like my dream.

TAY : Like you want to buy it one day? NEW : It just like a watch or something that you want to own it.

NEW : eg.

You drive this color car and so you watch need to match your car color as well.

NEW : But you can dress up however you want.

TAY : However, from GMMTV to the BTS (around 850m.

) he doesn't want to take a car.

TAY : He just want to walk.

NEW : Well, TAY : Oh I forgot he have to safe money to buy a luxury car.

NEW : Well, in this case I don't get to drive.

If I can drive by myself I'll definitely do.

TAY : Ok ok so if you don't get to drive you just gonna walk right? NEW : Yes.

OFF : Next question.

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OFF : Are you ok with a person who watch a clip of animal fighting before going to sleep? TAY : WHY!! NEW : How's he grow up like this? NEW : Are you in love with a savageness or something? TAY : For real, you guys never had a doubt what'll happen if animal.

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NEW : No I got no doubt.

Not at all.

TAY : For example, NEW : Ok just give me example.

TAY : Lion and crocodile they normally don't fight each other, but what if they do? Who'll win? NEW : For what?? TAY : A bear and a tiger.

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so we'll know who's the strongest.

NEW : But for what reason we need to know that when it's not gonna happen in real life? TAY : Well.

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It's fun.

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NEW : From where do you watch all this? TAY : There's on youtube.

I'll show you later.

NEW : Really? They simulate all this too? TAY : Yes.

For example hippopotamus with a shark or with a rhino like that.

NEW : Wait, hippopotamus fight with a shark.

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NEW : Who do you think'll win? GUN : How are they end up fighting each other? Hippopotamus and a shark? TAY : Maybe there's a chance to happen.

[ What am I doing here ] NEW : Good question.

TAY : They're just a simulator, if they fight then who'll win like that.

NEW : Lets go to the next question already.

TAY : It's fun.

OFF : Lets go to the next question.

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OFF : Do you like hugging others? [This game is not end easily] [This night is not ending easily as well] [To be continued next episode].

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